Tag Archives: self pity

day 2: stats

The top search that leads to my blog? Brad fucking Pitt. Typical. That man has it all. Wealth. Great looks. People searching for him all the time. Brad Pitt. It’s like when your friend calls you, but they didn’t actually … Continue reading

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a pig shat in my head

Ladles. Jellyspoons. I am hung-over. It’s my own fault, I freely admit it. I should have known better. This is what happens when you spend your evening drinking gin and tonic. At home. In front of Google Reader. Trying to … Continue reading

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