day 2: stats

The top search that leads to my blog?

Brad fucking Pitt. Typical. That man has it all. Wealth. Great looks. People searching for him all the time.

Brad Pitt. It’s like when your friend calls you, but they didn’t actually mean to call you.

“Oh, hi, Ian. Sorry. I meant to call Tom. Woops. This is embarrassing.”

You’re fucking right. Not to mention incredibly hurtful.* Let’s be honest here, this is not really a blog about Brad Pitt. Apologies to those who came here thinking it was.

* Disclaimer: I do this to other people all the time. The iPhone touchscreen and I don’t get along that well.

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2 Responses to day 2: stats

  1. Deniz says:

    I stumbled across this page looking for Brad Pitt…So…Yeah. Sorry. Haha, this post made me laugh.

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