I heard about this on Radio 4 this morning. By this I mean that there is to be a new documentary film released about Peter Mandelson. It will be called Mandelson: The Real PM?
Already, this has annoyed me. Note the subtle joke about his initials being PM, and that also commonly standing for Prime Minister. Wait, did I say subtle? Sorry, I meant fucking stupid. Who the fuck thinks that’s clever?
Hannah Rothschild, that’s who.
I don’t like Peter Mandelson. But I have nothing personal against him. I’ve never met the guy. If anything, he seems more competent than half the politicians we’re lumped with.
At least he’s pro-EU, right? Right? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Seriously, though: I do not want to see this. Although I’m still going to read about it, research it and rant about it. Because even though it disgusts me, I have nothing better to do with my time.